"I thought it was a kind of a fun thing to do." – Pam Beesly

"I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." – Michael Scott

"Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going." – Michael Scott

"I am fast. To give you a reference point, I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose." – Dwight Schrute

"I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?" – Kelly Kapoor

"Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica." – Jim Halpert

"I’m always thinking one step ahead, like a carpenter that makes stairs." – Andy Bernard

"I don’t care, but I hope it was worth it." – Angela Martin

"I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower." – Creed Bratton